The White House or Bust!
Hey! How did Bush get up there on that pedestal?
LBJ, Ford, and Clinton sun themselves.
Lincoln's face greets us as we enter the studio.
Here he is again, looking at the ground. That's an eight-foot ladder there on the left, I think.
Andrew Jackson, maybe?
There were crawl spaces, about three-and-a half or four feet tall, that lead into their shoulders. These guys could be Grant and Fillmore.
John Adams, perhaps? This table in the foreground
was at least eight feet long.
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